4.29.2010

I learned MY lesson!

So, I grew up on a farm 6 miles from a town of 1,247 people. My parents never locked the doors to their house... or to any of their cars. You trust people there. People are still good- they may screw up, but they are good people.
In contrast, my husband was a military brat living in places all over the US. Their instinct was to trust your family, but be VERY cautious of everyone else. Question whatever is told to you and always ask WHY?
The other day, while Timmy napped and Will was at school, a man ran our doorbell. Now, my husband says to never answer the door if he's not home. I think that's ridiculous! People are good, right? So, I ignore his advice, open the door and a professionally dressed man greets me. He says they are doing free carpet cleanings- no strings attached! Well, how could I pass this up? As the lone vacuum pusher in our household, I found this invitation to be a dream come true! Someone else was going to vacuum AND clean the carpets??? What a deal!
A few minutes later, I find out it's the Kirby salesman! If I could have run away I would've! This young kid comes in, vacuums my entire living room and shows me how much filth we actually live in- even after our very own vacuum cleaned the carpets, his majestic Kirby picked up tons of filth! An HOUR AND A HALF later, this kid STILL isn't done with his Kirby shpeel! Now, I have patience- at least some! But I felt like I had developed a case of ADHD after watching him vacuum my carpet over and over again for an hour and a half! I panicked realizing he was NEVER GOING TO LEAVE!!! So, I told him we had someplace to be and basically kicked him out of my house! As I drove away, thankful to be out of the situation, I looked in my rearview at that young man standing at the end of my driveway waiting for his boss to pick him up. I realized my husband was right (as much as it pains me to say it)- never answer the door when home alone. You may end up buying one of those $4000 vacuums afterall!

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